I live in a Caravan like a gypsy.
I wish i as a mermaid but other than that
I fucking love my life.
It was only supposed to be a chilled one last night, but i don’t exactly do quiet ones now do i? ;)
Ended up in a car with 8 people driving to the beach waiting for about another 20 people to show up, then got all nakey and went swimming, my life is too much fun at times.
PARTY TONIGHT, GETTIN ON IT
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summer read indeed
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this wasnt me at the washing machine about 20 minutes ago.
honestly it wasnt.
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Bouch has been SNATCHED away AGAIN.
currently planning a rescue mish, she needs me close by incase she gets fish in her hair.
this just made everything in my day so far completely irrelevant.
oh lord.
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Last nights traumatic ordeal
Had a nice early night so i’d be ready for today shit storm of work.
Woke up like 4 times thinking there was a bungee cord wrapped around my ankles, then woke up with literally the worst pain ever in my toes.
so in my melodramatic exhausted state at 3am this morning i came to the conclusion a snake had gotten into my room wrapped itself round my ankles and bitten my toes and my death was imminent.
I spent the next hour searching for said snake in my room but i obviously didnt find anything, lets be honest, i was hardly thinking rationally was i?
Then went and got pete to roll for me as i was too traumatised to do anything, tried to go to sleep but i could swear i kept hearing hissing.
Finally got back to sleep at about 6 and now theres a fuck load of work for emily to do and she’s not in the mood cos she was ravaged by a python all night….true story.
